1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:02,000 Previously on Dumbgeons and Dragons. 2 00:00:30,000 --> 00:00:45,399 We will hurry and hope that you make it until we get back. 3 00:00:46,000 --> 00:00:50,600 Also, what's the best course of action when we are face-to-face with the Lich? 4 00:00:50,600 --> 00:00:53,000 Don't be face-to-face with the Lich. 5 00:00:53,000 --> 00:00:54,000 Well, that's unhelpful. 6 00:00:54,000 --> 00:00:57,200 But, like, I feel like we're going to end up there. 7 00:00:57,200 --> 00:01:04,000 Yeah, if we don't end up face-to-face with the Lich, we've died somewhere between level, like, bottom and mid-level. 8 00:01:04,000 --> 00:01:05,799 That is the concern. 9 00:01:05,799 --> 00:01:07,000 Don't worry. 10 00:01:07,000 --> 00:01:08,200 I can bring you back. 11 00:01:08,200 --> 00:01:13,000 And I can heal you before you go and have to be brought back. 12 00:01:13,000 --> 00:01:15,000 Okay. 13 00:01:15,000 --> 00:01:16,799 Welcome to Dumbgeons and Dragons. 14 00:01:16,799 --> 00:01:19,799 We're a D&D fifth edition actual play podcast. 15 00:01:19,799 --> 00:01:21,400 And I'm your dungeon master, Russ More. 16 00:01:21,400 --> 00:01:23,400 And with me today is Tom Laird. 17 00:01:23,400 --> 00:01:24,400 Hey, that's me. 18 00:01:24,400 --> 00:01:26,799 I am playing FlintFirebeard. 19 00:01:26,799 --> 00:01:28,599 And Carla Maxted. 20 00:01:28,599 --> 00:01:29,400 That is me. 21 00:01:29,400 --> 00:01:31,599 I am playing Yenbul Nury. 22 00:01:31,599 --> 00:01:33,599 And Amy More. 23 00:01:33,599 --> 00:01:34,200 That's me. 24 00:01:34,200 --> 00:01:39,400 I'm playing Thea Amastasia. 25 00:01:39,400 --> 00:01:39,799 Uh-oh. 26 00:01:39,799 --> 00:01:41,400 Russ is self-destructing. 27 00:01:41,400 --> 00:01:42,400 He's a shorting out? 28 00:01:42,400 --> 00:01:42,799 What happened? 29 00:01:42,799 --> 00:01:43,799 How's everybody doing tonight? 30 00:01:43,799 --> 00:01:45,599 I forgot to update him, you guys. 31 00:01:45,599 --> 00:01:46,599 I'm so sorry. 32 00:01:46,599 --> 00:01:48,599 Just plug him in for a second. 33 00:01:48,599 --> 00:01:49,399 Restart him. 34 00:01:49,399 --> 00:01:52,599 We checked all the computers, but then forgot to check the main computer. 35 00:01:52,599 --> 00:01:55,000 Download some new drivers, get them right back up and running. 36 00:01:55,000 --> 00:01:55,599 That's right. 37 00:01:55,599 --> 00:01:56,599 It'll be fine. 38 00:01:56,599 --> 00:01:57,799 We got it. 39 00:01:57,799 --> 00:01:58,599 How is everybody? 40 00:01:58,599 --> 00:02:00,599 That was the question I was going to ask. 41 00:02:00,599 --> 00:02:01,599 So good. 42 00:02:01,599 --> 00:02:02,599 Doing well. 43 00:02:02,599 --> 00:02:04,799 Good, good, good, good. 44 00:02:04,799 --> 00:02:06,400 You know, peek behind the curtain. 45 00:02:06,400 --> 00:02:08,000 It's been a while since we've played these characters. 46 00:02:08,000 --> 00:02:09,800 How's everybody feeling about that? 47 00:02:09,800 --> 00:02:11,599 I totally remember who Thea is. 48 00:02:11,599 --> 00:02:12,400 Yeah, 100%. 49 00:02:12,400 --> 00:02:13,199 She's me. 50 00:02:13,199 --> 00:02:16,599 I mean, Flint and Thea, we've been playing them for 18 years. 51 00:02:16,599 --> 00:02:18,799 Yeah, I think they should be fine. 52 00:02:18,799 --> 00:02:19,599 It's been a while. 53 00:02:19,599 --> 00:02:21,399 How about Yimble? 54 00:02:21,399 --> 00:02:22,199 I mean, we'll see. 55 00:02:22,199 --> 00:02:26,199 It's going to be real action packed, probably. 56 00:02:26,199 --> 00:02:30,000 We are trying to storm a lich's floating fortress. 57 00:02:30,000 --> 00:02:30,599 That's fine. 58 00:02:30,599 --> 00:02:31,799 Super stoked. 59 00:02:31,799 --> 00:02:33,199 It's such a bad idea, you guys. 60 00:02:33,199 --> 00:02:34,599 We're just going to go head on. 61 00:02:34,599 --> 00:02:36,000 It's such a bad idea. 62 00:02:36,000 --> 00:02:37,399 You know what I have written here? 63 00:02:37,399 --> 00:02:38,199 Wow, this is a bad idea. 64 00:02:38,199 --> 00:02:39,000 So much action. 65 00:02:39,000 --> 00:02:40,199 Look at all this writing here. 66 00:02:40,199 --> 00:02:42,599 Oh my god. 67 00:02:42,599 --> 00:02:44,199 So that'll be fun. 68 00:02:44,199 --> 00:02:48,199 But I just need to apologize to you guys because I am a spellcaster 69 00:02:48,199 --> 00:02:50,000 and I am not experienced at that. 70 00:02:50,000 --> 00:02:53,400 And now there'll be a lot of like, hold on. 71 00:02:53,400 --> 00:02:55,400 I know I have a thing that does a thing. 72 00:02:55,400 --> 00:02:56,799 I still do that, Carla. 73 00:02:56,799 --> 00:02:58,000 Yeah, it's perfect. 74 00:02:58,000 --> 00:02:59,199 And it's been 18 years. 75 00:02:59,199 --> 00:03:02,599 And it's been 18 years. 76 00:03:02,599 --> 00:03:03,599 That's good. 77 00:03:03,599 --> 00:03:06,400 Where you can help us learn to play better is over on Patreon. 78 00:03:06,400 --> 00:03:08,400 Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast. 79 00:03:08,400 --> 00:03:11,199 You can send us all the suggestions you want. 80 00:03:11,200 --> 00:03:13,400 And we'll take practically none of them. 81 00:03:13,400 --> 00:03:17,200 We listen and then promptly forget, typically. 82 00:03:17,200 --> 00:03:18,800 But people do try to help. 83 00:03:18,800 --> 00:03:21,000 I'm always like, oh, that's a really good idea. 84 00:03:21,000 --> 00:03:22,200 That's a really good insight. 85 00:03:22,200 --> 00:03:24,200 And then it's gone from my brain forever. 86 00:03:24,200 --> 00:03:24,800 Exactly. 87 00:03:24,800 --> 00:03:26,000 Yeah, why is that? 88 00:03:26,000 --> 00:03:29,000 But you do have direct access to us over on Patreon 89 00:03:29,000 --> 00:03:30,600 because you can message us over there. 90 00:03:30,600 --> 00:03:32,800 You can join our Discord, which 91 00:03:32,800 --> 00:03:35,900 has exclusive Patreon channels where you can ask us 92 00:03:35,900 --> 00:03:38,600 all the questions and give us all the answers that we 93 00:03:39,400 --> 00:03:41,400 because we will probably ask you questions. 94 00:03:41,400 --> 00:03:43,400 How does this thing work again? 95 00:03:43,400 --> 00:03:45,400 But also, when you're a patron, 96 00:03:45,400 --> 00:03:46,799 you get an episode dedicated to you. 97 00:03:46,799 --> 00:03:50,400 Like today's patron, her fierceness. 98 00:03:50,400 --> 00:03:52,400 I bow to you, her fierceness. 99 00:03:52,400 --> 00:03:53,000 Nice. 100 00:03:53,000 --> 00:03:54,599 Oh, that's so intimidating. 101 00:03:54,599 --> 00:03:56,599 Thank you, her fierceness. 102 00:03:56,599 --> 00:03:59,000 Find out more at Patreon.com slash dumb dragoncast. 103 00:03:59,000 --> 00:04:02,400 And now, fuck it, let's play D&D. 104 00:04:02,400 --> 00:04:07,599 The four of you, Yen Bull, Flint, Thea, and Mannix, 105 00:04:07,599 --> 00:04:10,599 had decided not to immediately storm the pyramid, 106 00:04:10,599 --> 00:04:13,799 but instead perhaps do some strategizing 107 00:04:13,799 --> 00:04:18,399 and figure out what was the best way to do that. 108 00:04:18,399 --> 00:04:21,699 You had asked Mannix kind of what you can expect 109 00:04:21,699 --> 00:04:23,199 when going up against a lich, 110 00:04:23,199 --> 00:04:27,000 as they said that they might have some insight. 111 00:04:27,000 --> 00:04:30,199 Now, the four of you have been seated around a campfire 112 00:04:30,199 --> 00:04:32,800 and Mannix has been spending their time trying 113 00:04:32,800 --> 00:04:36,399 to prepare you as best they can. 114 00:04:36,400 --> 00:04:41,200 Well, taking their time mixing up different potions 115 00:04:41,200 --> 00:04:43,400 and elixirs. 116 00:04:43,400 --> 00:04:48,400 Mannix, throughout this, not really addressing anyone 117 00:04:48,400 --> 00:04:52,700 in particular, enters a sort of monologue here. 118 00:04:52,700 --> 00:04:58,900 They say, what are we about to walk into? 119 00:04:58,900 --> 00:05:01,100 A lich's lair. 120 00:05:01,100 --> 00:05:02,600 What do we hope to find? 121 00:05:02,600 --> 00:05:06,200 Well, his phylactery. 122 00:05:06,199 --> 00:05:11,399 To answer your question, what can we know about a lich? 123 00:05:11,399 --> 00:05:16,500 A lich is an alpha undead. 124 00:05:16,500 --> 00:05:19,300 It's what happens when a wizard decides 125 00:05:19,300 --> 00:05:23,500 immortality is the only route. 126 00:05:23,500 --> 00:05:26,099 Reads the fine prints on the contract and says, 127 00:05:26,099 --> 00:05:29,300 yeah, I'm good with that. 128 00:05:29,300 --> 00:05:31,800 A lich is a creature that resists 129 00:05:31,800 --> 00:05:33,899 and is immune to more things 130 00:05:33,900 --> 00:05:37,500 than you can ever begin to think to dole out. 131 00:05:37,500 --> 00:05:42,700 They'll resist cold, lightning, and necrotic. 132 00:05:42,700 --> 00:05:45,700 They can't be charmed or frightened, 133 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:47,500 paralyzed or poisoned. 134 00:05:47,500 --> 00:05:50,200 And if you destroy their lich form, 135 00:05:50,200 --> 00:05:52,400 it is merely an inconvenience for them 136 00:05:52,400 --> 00:05:55,400 to rebuild themselves. 137 00:05:55,400 --> 00:05:58,100 No, if you want to kill a lich, 138 00:05:58,100 --> 00:06:03,400 you have to destroy their corpse. 139 00:06:03,400 --> 00:06:07,300 Hidden and protected deep within their phylactery. 140 00:06:07,300 --> 00:06:12,500 Or in this case, my guess is in the peak of this pyramid 141 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:15,800 as Mannix nonchAlydintly points up 142 00:06:15,800 --> 00:06:18,800 and towards the pyramid. 143 00:06:18,800 --> 00:06:23,300 Traps, labyrinths, puzzles, poisons, 144 00:06:23,300 --> 00:06:27,800 monsters, and torture of your mind and body 145 00:06:27,800 --> 00:06:30,700 are what we can expect. 146 00:06:30,699 --> 00:06:33,699 You shouldn't trust anything you see. 147 00:06:33,699 --> 00:06:37,099 And heaven forbid, if you get separated, 148 00:06:37,099 --> 00:06:40,800 you should barely trust yourself. 149 00:06:40,800 --> 00:06:43,800 Shangalar will be prepared and ready 150 00:06:43,800 --> 00:06:46,099 for someone to strike at his heart, 151 00:06:46,099 --> 00:06:51,599 especially as he rolls out war across Kalimshan. 152 00:06:51,599 --> 00:06:54,599 We must be ever vigilant and ready 153 00:06:54,599 --> 00:06:57,399 for anything he can throw at us. 154 00:06:57,400 --> 00:07:02,600 We must be prepared for a long, hard battle. 155 00:07:02,600 --> 00:07:06,300 We must be prepared to survive. 156 00:07:06,300 --> 00:07:10,200 If he senses weakness, doubt, or despair, 157 00:07:10,200 --> 00:07:12,800 that will be our undoing. 158 00:07:12,800 --> 00:07:16,200 We will be stronger together and hopefully 159 00:07:16,200 --> 00:07:20,000 succeed in stopping Shangalar. 160 00:07:20,000 --> 00:07:22,600 And he looks to Flint. 161 00:07:22,600 --> 00:07:25,500 And hopefully save your souls. 162 00:07:27,400 --> 00:07:50,400 We cut to a clearing and we see a group of huts 163 00:07:50,400 --> 00:07:52,800 in the middle of the forest. 164 00:07:52,800 --> 00:07:56,000 We move towards a large communal hut 165 00:07:56,000 --> 00:07:57,800 at the center of this settlement. 166 00:07:57,800 --> 00:08:00,899 And inside we see what looks like this entire village 167 00:08:00,899 --> 00:08:03,800 gathered at a town hall. 168 00:08:03,800 --> 00:08:06,399 In the center, surrounded by all of the people 169 00:08:06,399 --> 00:08:10,500 from this community, are Massoud and Zana. 170 00:08:10,500 --> 00:08:14,500 They stand before two of the town elders of the Genisar. 171 00:08:18,500 --> 00:08:22,000 We met them in the forest. 172 00:08:22,000 --> 00:08:27,000 Well, actually, we were followed by them in the forest. 173 00:08:27,000 --> 00:08:31,300 Their skills for tracking were quite impressive. 174 00:08:31,300 --> 00:08:40,000 Yenbul says she trained with us and asks for our help. 175 00:08:40,000 --> 00:08:43,200 They're going to take on the Lich. 176 00:08:43,200 --> 00:08:44,799 Shangalar. 177 00:08:44,799 --> 00:08:47,399 And you think this is our fight? 178 00:08:47,399 --> 00:08:50,299 Isn't it everyone's? 179 00:08:50,299 --> 00:08:53,099 Shangalar, as they say, is rolling out forces 180 00:08:53,099 --> 00:08:54,500 across Kalimshan. 181 00:08:54,500 --> 00:08:57,000 They've already struck Kalimport, 182 00:08:57,000 --> 00:09:03,699 who's to say that they won't move everywhere else. 183 00:09:03,699 --> 00:09:07,799 Well, we've always been able to protect ourselves here. 184 00:09:07,799 --> 00:09:09,599 Is that all that matters? 185 00:09:09,599 --> 00:09:12,299 It's the most important thing. 186 00:09:12,299 --> 00:09:15,099 We've always helped those who have fought for freedom 187 00:09:15,099 --> 00:09:18,099 and come to seek our aid. 188 00:09:18,100 --> 00:09:24,100 That doesn't mean we need to go looking for a fight. 189 00:09:24,100 --> 00:09:34,100 Four people going into his lair. 190 00:09:34,100 --> 00:09:38,100 They will surely die. 191 00:09:38,100 --> 00:09:41,100 Or will they be a small enough group 192 00:09:41,100 --> 00:09:43,100 to get through undetected? 193 00:09:43,100 --> 00:09:45,100 You don't think they're going to be greeted 194 00:09:45,100 --> 00:09:48,600 at the front door? 195 00:09:48,600 --> 00:09:50,600 The Lich sees all. 196 00:09:50,600 --> 00:09:53,100 Perhaps the Lich will underestimate them. 197 00:09:53,100 --> 00:09:55,200 Well, they are the Decimators of Dragons. 198 00:09:55,200 --> 00:09:57,200 Their name precedes them. 199 00:09:57,200 --> 00:10:01,700 Do they fly a banner that proclaims them as such? 200 00:10:01,700 --> 00:10:08,100 No, but they are a recognizable group. 201 00:10:08,100 --> 00:10:11,000 And so what would you have us do? 202 00:10:11,000 --> 00:10:16,600 Send forces, send soldiers and people to help them. 203 00:10:16,600 --> 00:10:18,700 If we sit here, we're just waiting 204 00:10:18,700 --> 00:10:20,500 for them to bring the fight to us. 205 00:10:20,500 --> 00:10:21,700 No one will be safe. 206 00:10:21,700 --> 00:10:28,000 We're ignorant if we think we can just sit here and hide. 207 00:10:28,000 --> 00:10:34,600 Yes, well, perhaps we should put it to a vote. 208 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:37,299 This is not, we do not rule you. 209 00:10:37,299 --> 00:10:40,299 We are all part of the same community. 210 00:10:40,300 --> 00:10:43,400 We work together and fight together. 211 00:10:43,400 --> 00:10:44,800 So perhaps we should vote. 212 00:10:49,800 --> 00:10:50,300 OK. 213 00:10:54,300 --> 00:10:56,500 A vote occurs. 214 00:10:56,500 --> 00:11:00,700 Votes within the Genesar community are of the people. 215 00:11:00,700 --> 00:11:04,300 Everybody is equal. 216 00:11:04,300 --> 00:11:06,700 We'll say that just for even numbers sake 217 00:11:06,700 --> 00:11:10,500 that there's 100 people in this tent. 218 00:11:10,500 --> 00:11:14,900 And if someone would roll me percentile dice, please. 219 00:11:14,900 --> 00:11:16,300 It's not going to be me. 220 00:11:16,300 --> 00:11:19,700 I want to win this thing. 221 00:11:19,700 --> 00:11:21,900 Somebody else roll. 222 00:11:21,900 --> 00:11:22,800 It's a lot of pressure. 223 00:11:27,400 --> 00:11:34,600 Masood and Zana stand at the center of their community. 224 00:11:34,600 --> 00:11:36,500 The elders call a vote. 225 00:11:39,399 --> 00:11:45,700 Hands begin to raise around in favor 226 00:11:45,700 --> 00:11:47,500 of helping the decimators of dragons. 227 00:11:50,600 --> 00:11:54,200 Masood and Zana spin to try and see. 228 00:11:54,200 --> 00:11:57,800 And we zoom in on their faces. 229 00:11:57,800 --> 00:12:01,500 And they let out a long sigh. 230 00:12:04,600 --> 00:12:15,399 And we cut back to Flint, Thea, Yen Bull, and Mannix. 231 00:12:15,399 --> 00:12:20,200 So do you have any questions? 232 00:12:20,200 --> 00:12:23,000 Yes. 233 00:12:23,000 --> 00:12:25,700 You said we could not destroy his form, 234 00:12:25,700 --> 00:12:28,500 but that we must destroy his corpse. 235 00:12:28,500 --> 00:12:33,899 So you mean his body, his original body is somewhere. 236 00:12:34,899 --> 00:12:37,500 And that is what we must find. 237 00:12:37,500 --> 00:12:38,699 Yes. 238 00:12:38,699 --> 00:12:41,199 Oh, it's like a fucked up scavenger hunt. 239 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:47,299 OK, so that's probably going to be the most heavily guarded. 240 00:12:47,299 --> 00:12:54,100 Do we try to get there first and have that be our goal? 241 00:12:54,100 --> 00:12:58,600 I mean, there's only four of us going up against a lich. 242 00:12:58,600 --> 00:12:59,699 I don't know. 243 00:12:59,699 --> 00:13:02,699 Untold, undead? 244 00:13:02,700 --> 00:13:06,500 And a lich who seems to be so powerful. 245 00:13:09,900 --> 00:13:13,100 I don't know how we fight such a creature. 246 00:13:15,600 --> 00:13:21,400 Well, not with lightning bolts or blight, apparently. 247 00:13:21,400 --> 00:13:24,500 Or cold swords. 248 00:13:24,500 --> 00:13:25,800 Or poison. 249 00:13:25,800 --> 00:13:26,800 Or being frightening. 250 00:13:27,800 --> 00:13:33,600 I can't even turn into a winter wolf and blast him. 251 00:13:33,600 --> 00:13:37,000 That's like my go-to, you guys. 252 00:13:37,000 --> 00:13:43,600 Your skills are largely magic-based, Yen Bull and Thea, 253 00:13:43,600 --> 00:13:45,000 yes? 254 00:13:45,000 --> 00:13:45,800 Yes. 255 00:13:45,800 --> 00:13:47,200 Yes. 256 00:13:47,200 --> 00:13:51,400 Revealing that will place a target on you first. 257 00:13:51,400 --> 00:13:54,800 Well, I'm not too bad with a bow. 258 00:13:55,600 --> 00:13:57,400 I'm OK with a bow. 259 00:13:57,400 --> 00:14:00,000 I have a bow. 260 00:14:00,000 --> 00:14:03,600 You seem very confident in your abilities. 261 00:14:03,600 --> 00:14:06,200 I have a bow. 262 00:14:06,200 --> 00:14:08,300 And what a bow. 263 00:14:08,300 --> 00:14:17,400 I also have some weapons, but they are not my strong suit. 264 00:14:17,400 --> 00:14:19,400 Word, sister. 265 00:14:19,400 --> 00:14:24,000 I have been training all my life to fight with magic. 266 00:14:24,000 --> 00:14:26,000 We don't know what we'll go up against the second 267 00:14:26,000 --> 00:14:30,200 we appear in his pyramid. 268 00:14:30,200 --> 00:14:35,200 We can hope that there's not a greeting party. 269 00:14:39,000 --> 00:14:41,399 My guess is he has contingencies 270 00:14:41,399 --> 00:14:45,600 for all occurrences, though. 271 00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:47,399 Well, when you are traveling 272 00:14:47,399 --> 00:14:53,799 in a giant pyramid in the air, 273 00:14:53,799 --> 00:14:58,600 I can only imagine that he's got protections in place. 274 00:15:01,600 --> 00:15:03,500 Do you think? 275 00:15:03,500 --> 00:15:09,000 I suppose all of his tasks are done by Undead. 276 00:15:09,000 --> 00:15:14,600 We cannot try to sneak in and really 277 00:15:14,600 --> 00:15:18,800 pretend to be normal workers. 278 00:15:18,800 --> 00:15:21,200 This is not an option. 279 00:15:21,200 --> 00:15:26,200 All his menial labor done by Undead, I assume. 280 00:15:26,200 --> 00:15:29,000 Anyone here really good at disguises? 281 00:15:29,000 --> 00:15:31,200 How does the pyramid fly? 282 00:15:31,200 --> 00:15:34,399 Does he do that with magic? 283 00:15:34,399 --> 00:15:36,399 Hey, pyramid, you magic? 284 00:15:36,399 --> 00:15:37,800 You magic? 285 00:15:37,800 --> 00:15:42,800 Can I ask the pyramid? 286 00:15:42,800 --> 00:15:45,000 The exact source is unknown, 287 00:15:45,000 --> 00:15:51,600 but it could be presumed that it is magic of his own creation. 288 00:15:51,600 --> 00:15:53,800 Well, that's probably something we want to keep in mind. 289 00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:56,800 You kill the source of the magic. 290 00:15:56,800 --> 00:16:00,000 Pyramid goes boom. 291 00:16:00,000 --> 00:16:03,600 Goes boom or hurtles down to Earth, 292 00:16:03,600 --> 00:16:08,800 creating a crater the size of Calumport. 293 00:16:08,800 --> 00:16:11,800 Yeah, that's what I said. 294 00:16:11,800 --> 00:16:15,600 Now, with a normal wizard, 295 00:16:15,600 --> 00:16:20,000 they eventually tire from using so much of their magics. 296 00:16:20,000 --> 00:16:23,400 Is that not the case with the Lich or is it the same sort of thing 297 00:16:23,400 --> 00:16:26,800 where he only has a certain amount to draw on 298 00:16:26,800 --> 00:16:30,400 before he needs to take like a power nap? 299 00:16:30,400 --> 00:16:32,100 Does he have a nap time? 300 00:16:32,100 --> 00:16:34,600 Can we get his nap schedule? 301 00:16:34,600 --> 00:16:38,800 It is true that his magic can wane. 302 00:16:38,800 --> 00:16:42,800 But can it Garth? 303 00:16:42,800 --> 00:16:45,800 Party on, Wayne. 304 00:16:48,800 --> 00:16:50,200 I had to. 305 00:16:50,200 --> 00:16:51,600 Did you? 306 00:16:51,600 --> 00:16:52,400 I did. 307 00:16:52,400 --> 00:16:57,600 I mean, I feel like our podcast has a pretty thorough Mike Myers contingent to it. 308 00:16:57,600 --> 00:16:58,800 How could I not? 309 00:16:58,800 --> 00:16:59,800 That's fair. 310 00:16:59,800 --> 00:17:02,600 The people, it's what the people want. 311 00:17:02,600 --> 00:17:05,000 I mean, I'm pretty sure that they don't. 312 00:17:05,000 --> 00:17:07,600 Well, it's what the people, you know what? 313 00:17:07,599 --> 00:17:09,599 It's not the comedy people want. 314 00:17:09,599 --> 00:17:11,199 It's the comedy they need. 315 00:17:11,199 --> 00:17:11,799 It's fair. 316 00:17:11,799 --> 00:17:13,599 Yeah, fair. 317 00:17:13,599 --> 00:17:15,000 All right, Batman. 318 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,599 Yep. 319 00:17:17,599 --> 00:17:21,500 It's true his magic can wane. 320 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:26,799 We would have to be precise in our approach. 321 00:17:26,799 --> 00:17:36,299 The one thing we have at our side is that he believes he cannot be killed. 322 00:17:36,299 --> 00:17:41,799 Have we gone over the idea of coming in as admirers? 323 00:17:41,799 --> 00:17:45,099 You know, hey, you're the big new power. 324 00:17:45,099 --> 00:17:46,700 We'd love to work for you. 325 00:17:46,700 --> 00:17:47,500 Oh, hold on. 326 00:17:47,500 --> 00:17:48,700 Not as undead though. 327 00:17:48,700 --> 00:17:51,799 Hey, I've never like battled a lich before. 328 00:17:51,799 --> 00:17:54,500 We like shoot some things back and forth. 329 00:17:54,500 --> 00:17:57,799 Lower his power level a little bit, right? 330 00:17:57,799 --> 00:18:00,299 Then he needs to go take a nap. 331 00:18:00,299 --> 00:18:05,000 That's when, you know, that's when we strike. 332 00:18:05,000 --> 00:18:14,200 So you want to duel him as a lesser than in his organization? 333 00:18:14,200 --> 00:18:15,000 Absolutely. 334 00:18:15,000 --> 00:18:17,700 But just for funsies. 335 00:18:17,700 --> 00:18:19,700 Not really looking to hurt each other, right? 336 00:18:19,700 --> 00:18:23,000 Just like stretching the old muscles. 337 00:18:23,000 --> 00:18:24,700 You know, you know what? 338 00:18:24,700 --> 00:18:28,500 I bet he's asking himself, when's the last time anyone's ever, 339 00:18:28,500 --> 00:18:32,400 like, come to spar with me? 340 00:18:32,400 --> 00:18:37,300 I mean, he's sparring with the entire city of Calumport right now. 341 00:18:37,300 --> 00:18:39,200 Well, it's not really a sparring match. 342 00:18:39,200 --> 00:18:41,600 We know you're going to win. 343 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,400 I think you might have answered your own question about 344 00:18:44,400 --> 00:18:48,400 whether or not he would want to spar with us. 345 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:49,700 Okay, fine. 346 00:18:49,700 --> 00:18:52,300 I'm just, I'm just, you know, throwing him out there. 347 00:18:52,300 --> 00:18:53,700 You never know. 348 00:18:53,700 --> 00:18:57,600 We need to have ideas because it's so, it's so overwhelming. 349 00:18:57,600 --> 00:18:59,100 Fucking crazy. 350 00:18:59,100 --> 00:19:01,900 How do we, we must do it. 351 00:19:01,900 --> 00:19:04,000 But how do we do it? 352 00:19:04,000 --> 00:19:05,500 It seems impossible. 353 00:19:05,500 --> 00:19:08,000 There is only four of us. 354 00:19:08,000 --> 00:19:11,500 Also, guys, I think I'm straight up the weak link in here. 355 00:19:11,500 --> 00:19:15,300 I just want everyone to know that. 356 00:19:15,300 --> 00:19:19,700 As Manix had his little moment. 357 00:19:19,700 --> 00:19:20,700 You fought Tiamat. 358 00:19:20,700 --> 00:19:22,100 You are a decimator of dragon. 359 00:19:22,100 --> 00:19:23,900 I am just an explorer. 360 00:19:23,900 --> 00:19:27,100 I am a very different person from when I fought Tiamat. 361 00:19:27,100 --> 00:19:30,500 And frankly, if I may say so, which I can, 362 00:19:30,500 --> 00:19:32,299 because it's about myself. 363 00:19:32,299 --> 00:19:33,900 I'm a wee bit unstable. 364 00:19:33,900 --> 00:19:35,900 There are times when I like black out 365 00:19:35,900 --> 00:19:38,299 into some crazy hallucination 366 00:19:38,299 --> 00:19:41,000 and then like, I don't even know. 367 00:19:42,400 --> 00:19:43,299 I'm a little bit worried. 368 00:19:43,299 --> 00:19:44,099 I'm not going to lie. 369 00:19:44,099 --> 00:19:47,000 So, you know, someone has to do some 370 00:19:49,400 --> 00:19:52,000 secret sneaky stuff. 371 00:19:52,000 --> 00:19:54,500 I don't know if I'm a good person 372 00:19:54,500 --> 00:19:57,200 to put in for sneaky stuff. 373 00:19:57,200 --> 00:19:59,400 Maybe just being completely honest 374 00:19:59,400 --> 00:20:02,800 because I don't want to get anyone else killed. 375 00:20:02,800 --> 00:20:03,500 So what do we do? 376 00:20:03,500 --> 00:20:04,600 Do we go back? 377 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:08,400 Do we go back to Kalimport and fight? 378 00:20:08,400 --> 00:20:10,800 But then it seems like an unending enemy. 379 00:20:10,800 --> 00:20:13,200 Just undead after undead. 380 00:20:13,200 --> 00:20:15,400 There's no shortage of undead. 381 00:20:15,400 --> 00:20:17,000 More being made every day. 382 00:20:17,000 --> 00:20:18,800 One guy up there. 383 00:20:18,800 --> 00:20:21,700 I mean, is the time to go now 384 00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:26,400 while he's preoccupied with Kalimport? 385 00:20:26,400 --> 00:20:29,100 Perhaps that makes sense. 386 00:20:29,100 --> 00:20:33,600 He is using much of his power to fight. 387 00:20:33,600 --> 00:20:37,900 Destroying my beloved city. 388 00:20:37,900 --> 00:20:39,400 Perhaps he is due for a nap 389 00:20:39,400 --> 00:20:42,600 from all the city destroying. 390 00:20:42,600 --> 00:20:45,500 I mean, we're really banking on this whole nap situation. 391 00:20:45,500 --> 00:20:46,300 We really are. 392 00:20:46,300 --> 00:20:48,500 It's very important. 393 00:20:48,500 --> 00:20:49,900 It's the key to our plan. 394 00:20:49,900 --> 00:20:52,400 I mean, do we have anything else? 395 00:20:52,400 --> 00:20:54,900 No, we have naps. 396 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,900 That's what we have. 397 00:20:56,900 --> 00:21:00,100 It seems like a very Decimator of Dragons solution, though. 398 00:21:00,100 --> 00:21:01,200 It really does. 399 00:21:01,200 --> 00:21:03,700 Oh, he's just going to be down for a little quick cat nap. 400 00:21:03,700 --> 00:21:06,700 You know, we'll sip in, axe the head. 401 00:21:06,700 --> 00:21:08,700 It'll be fine. 402 00:21:08,700 --> 00:21:10,600 Is it a Decimator of Dragons thing 403 00:21:10,600 --> 00:21:12,300 or is it just our podcast thing? 404 00:21:12,300 --> 00:21:15,800 Because I feel like we've had some, like, 405 00:21:15,800 --> 00:21:17,400 long games thrown in there. 406 00:21:17,400 --> 00:21:18,000 We come in. 407 00:21:18,000 --> 00:21:21,300 We want to become part of this undead horde. 408 00:21:21,300 --> 00:21:23,000 You know, we're going to move in down the street. 409 00:21:23,000 --> 00:21:24,800 We're going to see how long this takes. 410 00:21:24,799 --> 00:21:26,899 We'll play some board games or have games night. 411 00:21:26,899 --> 00:21:28,500 It'll be great. 412 00:21:28,500 --> 00:21:30,399 We'll develop a fondness. 413 00:21:30,399 --> 00:21:33,599 Look, you guys yell at Opal for this all the fucking time. 414 00:21:33,599 --> 00:21:35,899 Yeah, it's a different dynamic we've got here. 415 00:21:35,899 --> 00:21:37,099 This is a safe space. 416 00:21:37,099 --> 00:21:39,099 Yeah, fair enough. 417 00:21:41,899 --> 00:21:44,799 It's Flint, Thea, and now our good friend Yen Bull. 418 00:21:44,799 --> 00:21:45,799 Exactly. 419 00:21:45,799 --> 00:21:47,599 It's a safe space. 420 00:21:47,599 --> 00:21:51,099 Your thought that he may be otherwise occupied 421 00:21:51,099 --> 00:21:53,899 may play to our advantage. 422 00:21:53,900 --> 00:21:56,000 Well, I don't want to lose that advantage. 423 00:21:56,000 --> 00:22:00,200 I mean, he's soon going to overtake the city 424 00:22:00,200 --> 00:22:01,600 and be moving on to the next. 425 00:22:01,600 --> 00:22:03,300 There'll be a lull. 426 00:22:03,300 --> 00:22:05,200 If he's still in the middle of it all, 427 00:22:05,200 --> 00:22:09,500 I say let's strike while the iron is hot. 428 00:22:09,500 --> 00:22:12,400 Yes, if there is a way I can save even one small part 429 00:22:12,400 --> 00:22:17,700 of my beloved Kalimport, I would like to try. 430 00:22:17,700 --> 00:22:19,400 What's in those potions you've been mixing? 431 00:22:19,400 --> 00:22:23,200 Is it anything that's going to help us? 432 00:22:23,299 --> 00:22:24,700 No, as he was mixing them, they're all like- 433 00:22:24,700 --> 00:22:25,700 It's Dr. Pepper. 434 00:22:25,700 --> 00:22:27,100 It's lightning. 435 00:22:27,100 --> 00:22:29,700 I mean, that gives it a nice shot of energy for us. 436 00:22:31,500 --> 00:22:32,700 These are- 437 00:22:32,700 --> 00:22:34,700 Some crystal mountain dew. 438 00:22:34,700 --> 00:22:36,600 Ooh. 439 00:22:36,600 --> 00:22:42,299 Let's all decide together on what Manix has been mixing. 440 00:22:42,299 --> 00:22:46,000 Things that are helpful, obviously potions of healing. 441 00:22:46,000 --> 00:22:48,000 Yeah, that'd be good. 442 00:22:48,000 --> 00:22:52,400 What else do we think would be beneficial in this time 443 00:22:52,400 --> 00:22:56,400 if we were to search for potions? 444 00:22:56,400 --> 00:23:01,200 Probably something that could hold a lich. 445 00:23:01,200 --> 00:23:03,700 I think him not moving or being able to speak 446 00:23:03,700 --> 00:23:05,200 or anything like that would be very helpful. 447 00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,900 Can he make something like that 448 00:23:06,900 --> 00:23:08,900 that could freeze him in time? 449 00:23:08,900 --> 00:23:09,900 With a potion? 450 00:23:09,900 --> 00:23:10,500 Yeah. 451 00:23:10,500 --> 00:23:11,700 Interesting. 452 00:23:11,700 --> 00:23:14,900 We'll trick this undead lich into drinking the potion. 453 00:23:14,900 --> 00:23:17,400 How about something that could make us invisible 454 00:23:17,400 --> 00:23:21,700 or undetectable or extra sneaky? 455 00:23:21,799 --> 00:23:23,000 Something like that. 456 00:23:23,000 --> 00:23:25,000 Something like a trace potion. 457 00:23:25,000 --> 00:23:27,000 That's not how we use that. 458 00:23:27,000 --> 00:23:29,100 Okay, let's just run down the list here 459 00:23:29,100 --> 00:23:30,400 and see if anything jumps out. 460 00:23:30,400 --> 00:23:32,000 Potion of mind reading. 461 00:23:32,000 --> 00:23:33,600 Potion of animal friendship. 462 00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,600 Potion of heroism. 463 00:23:35,600 --> 00:23:37,200 Potion of poison. 464 00:23:37,200 --> 00:23:38,799 Watchful rest. 465 00:23:38,799 --> 00:23:40,700 Isn't that just poison? 466 00:23:40,700 --> 00:23:42,600 Yeah, potion of poison. 467 00:23:42,600 --> 00:23:44,200 Does it make you poisonous? 468 00:23:44,200 --> 00:23:45,799 This concoction looks, smells, and tastes 469 00:23:45,799 --> 00:23:48,500 like a potion of healing or other beneficial potion. 470 00:23:48,500 --> 00:23:50,400 However, it is actually poison, 471 00:23:50,400 --> 00:23:51,799 masked by illusion magic. 472 00:23:52,799 --> 00:23:54,799 Tricky, that's mean. 473 00:23:54,799 --> 00:23:55,799 Watchful rest. 474 00:23:55,799 --> 00:23:56,900 Fire breath. 475 00:23:56,900 --> 00:23:58,700 Vitality. 476 00:23:58,700 --> 00:24:00,099 Giant size. 477 00:24:00,099 --> 00:24:01,599 Longevity. 478 00:24:01,599 --> 00:24:03,000 Comprehension. 479 00:24:03,000 --> 00:24:06,099 I take a vitality and a giant size 480 00:24:06,099 --> 00:24:08,099 just for my own reasons. 481 00:24:08,099 --> 00:24:09,700 I was gonna say giant size, maybe. 482 00:24:12,500 --> 00:24:13,700 I'm just kidding, Russ. 483 00:24:15,700 --> 00:24:17,200 Just making a penis joke. 484 00:24:18,900 --> 00:24:20,200 Become giant. 485 00:24:20,200 --> 00:24:22,700 Would my spells have more damage? 486 00:24:22,700 --> 00:24:23,700 That's my question. 487 00:24:23,700 --> 00:24:25,900 Spells, no. 488 00:24:25,900 --> 00:24:26,740 It's bullshit. 489 00:24:26,740 --> 00:24:29,500 Melee, yes, because your shit grows with you. 490 00:24:29,500 --> 00:24:30,900 I would still need. 491 00:24:30,900 --> 00:24:33,400 What about like an enstrongening potion? 492 00:24:33,400 --> 00:24:36,299 So we could be stronger? 493 00:24:36,299 --> 00:24:39,599 Envigens the noble spirit. 494 00:24:39,599 --> 00:24:42,400 Potion of invulnerability. 495 00:24:42,400 --> 00:24:44,099 Something like that sounds pretty good. 496 00:24:44,099 --> 00:24:45,799 For one minute after you drink this potion, 497 00:24:45,799 --> 00:24:47,799 you have resistance to all damage. 498 00:24:48,399 --> 00:24:51,899 The potion's syrupy liquid looks like a liquefied iron. 499 00:24:51,899 --> 00:24:54,700 I think he's made one of each of those for us. 500 00:24:55,899 --> 00:24:58,500 Is there anything like a potion of haste? 501 00:24:58,500 --> 00:25:00,200 I don't think it is. 502 00:25:00,200 --> 00:25:01,200 Sorry? 503 00:25:01,200 --> 00:25:04,200 Is there a potion of haste or anything in that list? 504 00:25:05,200 --> 00:25:07,000 Probably, we got invisibility. 505 00:25:07,000 --> 00:25:09,799 Because haste is real helpful, y'all. 506 00:25:09,799 --> 00:25:10,700 Yeah. 507 00:25:10,700 --> 00:25:12,200 Can anybody cast haste? 508 00:25:12,200 --> 00:25:13,599 Just out of curiosity. 509 00:25:13,599 --> 00:25:16,200 I know potions are better because it's not a spell. 510 00:25:18,799 --> 00:25:21,500 Potion of mind control. 511 00:25:21,500 --> 00:25:23,399 I would have to get him to, 512 00:25:23,399 --> 00:25:25,799 even then it wouldn't work because he can't. 513 00:25:25,799 --> 00:25:28,799 Flying growth, resistance. 514 00:25:28,799 --> 00:25:31,799 Potion of possibility. 515 00:25:31,799 --> 00:25:32,799 Oh. 516 00:25:32,799 --> 00:25:34,799 That's nice, very inspirational. 517 00:25:34,799 --> 00:25:36,299 When you drink this clear potion, 518 00:25:36,299 --> 00:25:38,299 you gain two fragments of possibility, 519 00:25:38,299 --> 00:25:41,500 each of which looks like a tiny grayish bead of energy 520 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:43,000 that follows you around. 521 00:25:43,000 --> 00:25:46,000 Original D20 roll has advantage or disadvantage, 522 00:25:46,000 --> 00:25:49,000 and then the, oh, so it basically just grants you 523 00:25:49,000 --> 00:25:51,000 a couple advantages. 524 00:25:51,000 --> 00:25:54,000 Is a lich a humanoid or something different? 525 00:25:54,000 --> 00:25:55,000 Undead. 526 00:25:55,000 --> 00:25:56,000 Okay. 527 00:25:56,000 --> 00:25:57,000 Yeah. 528 00:25:57,000 --> 00:26:00,000 Potion of maximum power. 529 00:26:00,000 --> 00:26:01,000 Mm-mm. 530 00:26:01,000 --> 00:26:05,000 For the first time you cast a damage-dealing spell, 531 00:26:05,000 --> 00:26:06,000 a fourth level or lower, 532 00:26:06,000 --> 00:26:08,000 within one minute after drinking this potion, 533 00:26:08,000 --> 00:26:11,000 instead of rolling dice to determine the damage, 534 00:26:11,000 --> 00:26:14,000 you instead use the highest. 535 00:26:14,000 --> 00:26:15,000 Mm. 536 00:26:15,000 --> 00:26:18,000 I mean, that could be fun for one of y'all. 537 00:26:18,000 --> 00:26:21,000 Not for you because you roll such high damage anyway. 538 00:26:21,000 --> 00:26:22,000 Well, it's a spell. 539 00:26:22,000 --> 00:26:24,000 Well, I don't have spells, so. 540 00:26:24,000 --> 00:26:25,000 Oh, fair enough. 541 00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:28,000 Potion of giant strength. 542 00:26:28,000 --> 00:26:30,000 Potion of clairvoyance. 543 00:26:30,000 --> 00:26:32,000 Yeah, Flint had one of those. 544 00:26:32,000 --> 00:26:36,000 Potion of healing, water breath, speed. 545 00:26:36,000 --> 00:26:38,000 Water breath. 546 00:26:38,000 --> 00:26:39,000 When you drink this potion, 547 00:26:39,000 --> 00:26:41,000 you gain the effect of the haste spell for one minute, 548 00:26:41,000 --> 00:26:43,000 no consecration required. 549 00:26:43,000 --> 00:26:46,000 So a potion of speed. 550 00:26:46,000 --> 00:26:49,000 Basically, you get like an extra action on your turn 551 00:26:49,000 --> 00:26:50,000 every turn. 552 00:26:50,000 --> 00:26:51,000 Haste is dope. 553 00:26:51,000 --> 00:26:56,000 Yeah, and you get extra movement and a couple other things. 554 00:26:56,000 --> 00:26:58,000 Dex, I think, has advantage. 555 00:26:58,000 --> 00:27:00,000 All dex checks and that sort of thing. 556 00:27:00,000 --> 00:27:01,000 Right. 557 00:27:01,000 --> 00:27:05,000 Because yeah, I also, this character only has one action. 558 00:27:05,000 --> 00:27:06,000 Yep. 559 00:27:06,000 --> 00:27:07,000 Same thing. 560 00:27:07,000 --> 00:27:08,000 Spell time, baby. 561 00:27:08,000 --> 00:27:09,000 Well, not you anymore. 562 00:27:09,000 --> 00:27:10,000 Not anymore. 563 00:27:10,000 --> 00:27:11,000 I've got two actions. 564 00:27:11,000 --> 00:27:14,000 Only one of them can be a spell, though, I think we said. 565 00:27:14,000 --> 00:27:15,000 Well. 566 00:27:15,000 --> 00:27:16,000 Yep. 567 00:27:16,000 --> 00:27:19,000 Diminution. 568 00:27:19,000 --> 00:27:20,000 Diminution. 569 00:27:20,000 --> 00:27:21,000 Say that word for me. 570 00:27:21,000 --> 00:27:22,000 Makes you smaller. 571 00:27:22,000 --> 00:27:23,000 Okay. 572 00:27:23,000 --> 00:27:24,000 Yeah, you said it right. 573 00:27:24,000 --> 00:27:25,000 Diminutive. 574 00:27:25,000 --> 00:27:26,000 It's a diminutive spell. 575 00:27:26,000 --> 00:27:27,000 So we go Ant-Man. 576 00:27:27,000 --> 00:27:28,000 We go tiny. 577 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,000 Could we go tiny and sneak in? 578 00:27:30,000 --> 00:27:32,000 Could we go tiny and sneak in? 579 00:27:32,000 --> 00:27:35,000 It would drop you a level, like a size. 580 00:27:35,000 --> 00:27:36,000 Oh. 581 00:27:36,000 --> 00:27:38,000 So you would go from medium to small. 582 00:27:38,000 --> 00:27:40,000 So we just drink like six of them. 583 00:27:40,000 --> 00:27:42,000 We go to the quantum realm. 584 00:27:42,000 --> 00:27:43,000 Right? 585 00:27:43,000 --> 00:27:46,000 We can move between the molecules. 586 00:27:46,000 --> 00:27:50,000 What was the fan theory that Ant-Man was going to go in Thanos' butt and then expect it? 587 00:27:50,000 --> 00:27:51,000 That's right. 588 00:27:51,000 --> 00:27:52,000 That's right, yeah. 589 00:27:52,000 --> 00:27:54,000 That would have been so good. 590 00:27:54,000 --> 00:27:58,000 Could you imagine if that's how they ended that film franchise? 591 00:27:58,000 --> 00:28:03,000 That huge fucking battle scene and then just explodes out his ass. 592 00:28:03,000 --> 00:28:04,000 Amazing. 593 00:28:04,000 --> 00:28:05,000 Yeah. 594 00:28:05,000 --> 00:28:06,000 Potion of climbing. 595 00:28:06,000 --> 00:28:07,000 Gaseous form. 596 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,000 Gaseous form. 597 00:28:08,000 --> 00:28:13,000 That's what happens after he climbs into Thanos' butt. 598 00:28:13,000 --> 00:28:14,000 Hey-o. 599 00:28:14,000 --> 00:28:16,000 Healing back to giant. 600 00:28:16,000 --> 00:28:18,000 Now we're repeating some stuff. 601 00:28:18,000 --> 00:28:19,000 Okay. 602 00:28:19,000 --> 00:28:21,000 Well, I think we got a few good ones in there. 603 00:28:21,000 --> 00:28:23,000 How many are you willing to give us? 604 00:28:23,000 --> 00:28:24,000 That's the real question. 605 00:28:24,000 --> 00:28:28,000 Say they had time to mix seven potions. 606 00:28:28,000 --> 00:28:31,000 That's a lot more than I thought you'd give us. 607 00:28:31,000 --> 00:28:34,000 Well, I'm thinking you're going to heavy up on some healing shit. 608 00:28:34,000 --> 00:28:37,000 So really, it's less. 609 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:38,000 That's my guess. 610 00:28:38,000 --> 00:28:39,000 I'll let you all decide. 611 00:28:39,000 --> 00:28:45,000 So we wrote down healing, vitality, giant size for if you want a big dick. 612 00:28:45,000 --> 00:28:47,000 Who doesn't? 613 00:28:47,000 --> 00:28:52,000 Invulnerability, invisibility, maximum power, speed, and then I also wrote down 614 00:28:52,000 --> 00:28:54,000 diminution. 615 00:28:54,000 --> 00:28:55,000 The smaller. 616 00:28:55,000 --> 00:28:57,000 Make you smaller. 617 00:28:57,000 --> 00:29:01,000 If you want to go in his butt. 618 00:29:01,000 --> 00:29:02,000 No, but you need to have so many of them. 619 00:29:02,000 --> 00:29:03,000 You got to have six of those. 620 00:29:03,000 --> 00:29:05,000 They have to be all that one. 621 00:29:05,000 --> 00:29:07,000 That's right. 622 00:29:07,000 --> 00:29:09,000 I do have. 623 00:29:09,000 --> 00:29:13,000 We haven't had any kind of chance to do any of this yet, but I do have a 624 00:29:13,000 --> 00:29:17,000 lot of healing spells because I am a cleric. 625 00:29:17,000 --> 00:29:19,000 I do have healing spells as well. 626 00:29:19,000 --> 00:29:23,000 So I'll try not to let you all die this time. 627 00:29:23,000 --> 00:29:27,000 I also will try not to let you all die. 628 00:29:27,000 --> 00:29:32,000 But yeah, I took quite a few healing spells. 629 00:29:32,000 --> 00:29:33,000 So cool. 630 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:35,000 FYI. 631 00:29:35,000 --> 00:29:39,000 So maybe we could have potions that would be more for like advantage of 632 00:29:39,000 --> 00:29:40,000 actually. 633 00:29:40,000 --> 00:29:47,000 Because I mean, if we can't get in and get past the guards and shit. 634 00:29:47,000 --> 00:29:49,000 I'll run down the list again. 635 00:29:49,000 --> 00:29:56,000 Healing, invulnerability, invisibility, maximum power, speed, and smallsies. 636 00:29:56,000 --> 00:29:59,000 Invulnerability was the one on spell damage. 637 00:29:59,000 --> 00:30:02,000 It's resistance to all damages for one. 638 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:04,000 I want to say one hour, but I'm going to check that. 639 00:30:04,000 --> 00:30:06,000 Who here has the lowest hit points? 640 00:30:06,000 --> 00:30:07,000 One minute. 641 00:30:07,000 --> 00:30:09,000 Yeah, sorry. 642 00:30:09,000 --> 00:30:11,000 Who here has the lowest hit points? 643 00:30:11,000 --> 00:30:13,000 Invisibility was one hour. 644 00:30:13,000 --> 00:30:14,000 I don't know. 645 00:30:14,000 --> 00:30:16,000 I have 115. 646 00:30:16,000 --> 00:30:18,000 I have 125. 647 00:30:18,000 --> 00:30:19,000 That is definitely Carla. 648 00:30:19,000 --> 00:30:21,000 I'm pretty sure I have more than everybody combined. 649 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:22,000 Probably. 650 00:30:22,000 --> 00:30:23,000 Sounds right. 651 00:30:23,000 --> 00:30:24,000 It's close. 652 00:30:24,000 --> 00:30:25,000 It's close. 653 00:30:25,000 --> 00:30:26,000 It's close. 654 00:30:26,000 --> 00:30:32,000 Well, I think one of us should have invisibility because wouldn't that be 655 00:30:32,000 --> 00:30:36,000 great to have the upper hand of someone. 656 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:45,000 However, last time we had someone go invisible, the bitch bad guy could see 657 00:30:45,000 --> 00:30:46,000 them anyway. 658 00:30:46,000 --> 00:30:48,000 Yeah, true sight's a thing. 659 00:30:48,000 --> 00:30:51,000 And if he's really powerful, it's likely. 660 00:30:51,000 --> 00:30:53,000 And if he's another bitch bad guy. 661 00:30:53,000 --> 00:30:55,000 That's all I make is bitch bad guys. 662 00:30:55,000 --> 00:30:56,000 I know. 663 00:30:56,000 --> 00:30:58,000 Is there even anything else you can make? 664 00:30:58,000 --> 00:30:59,000 No. 665 00:30:59,000 --> 00:31:00,000 Just the bitches. 666 00:31:00,000 --> 00:31:01,000 All right. 667 00:31:01,000 --> 00:31:04,000 Well, I'll take one healing and one speed. 668 00:31:04,000 --> 00:31:05,000 Okay. 669 00:31:05,000 --> 00:31:07,000 One in healing, one in speed. 670 00:31:07,000 --> 00:31:08,000 That leaves us with. 671 00:31:08,000 --> 00:31:10,000 Now, what is the healing of these potions? 672 00:31:10,000 --> 00:31:12,000 We're going to say they're big heels. 673 00:31:12,000 --> 00:31:15,000 Like all the way back up? 674 00:31:15,000 --> 00:31:16,000 Probably not all the way. 675 00:31:16,000 --> 00:31:19,000 Do the heels light up and have wheels on them? 676 00:31:19,000 --> 00:31:20,000 Yeah. 677 00:31:20,000 --> 00:31:21,000 You got it. 678 00:31:21,000 --> 00:31:22,000 Perfect. 679 00:31:22,000 --> 00:31:24,000 What is the healing of healing? 680 00:31:24,000 --> 00:31:30,000 We're going to say, because this is a big bad moment, superior healing. 681 00:31:30,000 --> 00:31:33,000 So 84 plus eight. 682 00:31:33,000 --> 00:31:37,000 All right. 683 00:31:37,000 --> 00:31:40,000 I mean, 84 isn't really that much when you think about it. 684 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 Actually, it isn't. 685 00:31:41,000 --> 00:31:44,000 Now that I'm thinking about it, I was like, oh, I thought it was like 88. 686 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:47,000 1636 plus eight. 687 00:31:47,000 --> 00:31:51,000 So max 42 if you were to max out all your dice. 688 00:31:51,000 --> 00:31:53,000 If it's that or death. 689 00:31:53,000 --> 00:31:54,000 Sure. 690 00:31:54,000 --> 00:31:55,000 Yeah. 691 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:56,000 Yeah. 692 00:31:56,000 --> 00:32:02,000 I think the invulnerability or invincibility or whatever you said would be good, even 693 00:32:02,000 --> 00:32:03,000 if only for a minute. 694 00:32:03,000 --> 00:32:05,000 At least it's, I mean, it's a long time in combat. 695 00:32:05,000 --> 00:32:06,000 It's a minute to get in. 696 00:32:06,000 --> 00:32:07,000 Yeah. 697 00:32:07,000 --> 00:32:08,000 It's 10 rounds. 698 00:32:08,000 --> 00:32:09,000 Can I have that too? 699 00:32:09,000 --> 00:32:10,000 Okay. 700 00:32:10,000 --> 00:32:16,000 So two in invulnerability, one in superior healing, one in speed. 701 00:32:16,000 --> 00:32:18,000 So we got three left. 702 00:32:19,000 --> 00:32:22,000 Can I have extra strongsies? 703 00:32:22,000 --> 00:32:27,000 You want a maximum power or? 704 00:32:27,000 --> 00:32:31,000 I want the one that makes my spells fucking fuck. 705 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:33,000 I think that was maximum power. 706 00:32:33,000 --> 00:32:35,000 I think that's the max power. 707 00:32:35,000 --> 00:32:40,000 I thought I just read potion of virility and I was like, oh shit. 708 00:32:40,000 --> 00:32:42,000 I don't remember hearing about that potion. 709 00:32:42,000 --> 00:32:44,000 I'll give you one of those, but for later. 710 00:32:44,000 --> 00:32:45,000 Yeah. 711 00:32:45,000 --> 00:32:46,000 Max power. 712 00:32:46,000 --> 00:32:50,000 First time you cast damage dealing spell of fourth level or lower within one minute 713 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,000 after drinking the potion. 714 00:32:52,000 --> 00:32:55,000 So it's for one spell. 715 00:32:55,000 --> 00:32:57,000 The first time you cast. 716 00:32:57,000 --> 00:33:01,000 Amy, if the virility potion lasts for more than four hours, you need to contact 717 00:33:01,000 --> 00:33:03,000 a doctor. 718 00:33:03,000 --> 00:33:07,000 Call your healer. 719 00:33:07,000 --> 00:33:12,000 So it's a, it's a one minute, one time cast, but you get max damage off. 720 00:33:12,000 --> 00:33:13,000 Yeah. 721 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:17,000 So if you've got your level four spell that you're throwing at him and it's like might 722 00:33:17,000 --> 00:33:18,000 as well hit him. 723 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:21,000 You drink that and then you, you cast that potion. 724 00:33:21,000 --> 00:33:28,000 Oh, so the things that, oh, I could use moonbeam, right? 725 00:33:28,000 --> 00:33:30,000 He's not, they didn't say radian. 726 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,000 They didn't say radian damage motherfucker. 727 00:33:32,000 --> 00:33:36,000 And that's 4d10 at fourth level. 728 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:37,000 At fourth level. 729 00:33:37,000 --> 00:33:38,000 So that'd be 40 damage. 730 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:39,000 And I mean, who knows? 731 00:33:39,000 --> 00:33:43,000 Sometimes undead things have extra trouble with radiant spells. 732 00:33:43,000 --> 00:33:44,000 Maybe they do. 733 00:33:44,000 --> 00:33:45,000 Okay, cool. 734 00:33:45,000 --> 00:33:46,000 I will take that. 735 00:33:46,000 --> 00:33:47,000 Yep. 736 00:33:47,000 --> 00:33:48,000 Yep. 737 00:33:48,000 --> 00:33:49,000 Who knows? 738 00:33:49,000 --> 00:33:51,000 Russ is like kill Amy first before she has a chance to use that. 739 00:33:51,000 --> 00:33:54,000 I already told you spell casters are priority numero uno. 740 00:33:54,000 --> 00:33:57,000 Well, you're not going to know a spell caster. 741 00:33:57,000 --> 00:34:01,000 I mean, he's not going to know. 742 00:34:01,000 --> 00:34:08,000 Do either of you guys have a spare weapon that is a good weapon that you don't use? 743 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,000 Because I don't really have any great ones. 744 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:11,000 I sure do. 745 00:34:11,000 --> 00:34:13,000 So if I'm trying to fight. 746 00:34:13,000 --> 00:34:19,000 Are you better with melee or ranged? 747 00:34:19,000 --> 00:34:24,000 Also, do you, do you want to say moist? 748 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,000 That's not going to help though. 749 00:34:25,000 --> 00:34:26,000 It's cold damage. 750 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:28,000 Well, it just said he's resistant to it. 751 00:34:28,000 --> 00:34:30,000 It's not that he's, well, at least. 752 00:34:30,000 --> 00:34:31,000 He would just take the half damage. 753 00:34:31,000 --> 00:34:32,000 He just takes the half. 754 00:34:32,000 --> 00:34:37,000 But it's still bonus damage over its unmoist form. 755 00:34:37,000 --> 00:34:38,000 Speak moistly. 756 00:34:38,000 --> 00:34:39,000 Let's keep saying moist. 757 00:34:39,000 --> 00:34:40,000 Moist, moist, moist. 758 00:34:40,000 --> 00:34:41,000 Moist. 759 00:34:41,000 --> 00:34:43,000 Oh, I have five healing kits as well. 760 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:45,000 Look at me go. 761 00:34:45,000 --> 00:34:46,000 Okay. 762 00:34:46,000 --> 00:34:47,000 I have a longbow. 763 00:34:47,000 --> 00:34:50,000 I have a superior healing potion. 764 00:34:50,000 --> 00:34:54,000 I mean, yeah, any potions that you already have, you can, you would still take in. 765 00:34:54,000 --> 00:34:56,000 But yeah, ranged or melee? 766 00:34:56,000 --> 00:34:57,000 Did you answer? 767 00:34:57,000 --> 00:34:58,000 Yes. 768 00:34:58,000 --> 00:34:59,000 Good question. 769 00:34:59,000 --> 00:35:01,000 I have probably melee. 770 00:35:01,000 --> 00:35:05,000 Like I have a crossbow and I have walloping ammunition. 771 00:35:05,000 --> 00:35:09,000 That's pretty good. 772 00:35:09,000 --> 00:35:11,000 I see in my inventory. 773 00:35:11,000 --> 00:35:14,000 I happen to have a flame tongue longsword. 774 00:35:14,000 --> 00:35:15,000 Oh no, that's part of the rod. 775 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Nevermind. 776 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,000 Yeah. 777 00:35:18,000 --> 00:35:19,000 All right. 778 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:20,000 I have a two handed greataxe. 779 00:35:20,000 --> 00:35:21,000 I have a plus three spear. 780 00:35:21,000 --> 00:35:24,000 Oh no, that's part of the rod. 781 00:35:24,000 --> 00:35:25,000 Yeah. 782 00:35:25,000 --> 00:35:27,000 Like there's so many things in the rod. 783 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:33,000 I do have a two handed greataxe and I've also got a dwarven thrower that I could pass 784 00:35:33,000 --> 00:35:35,000 your way if need be. 785 00:35:35,000 --> 00:35:39,000 You need to be attuned to it so we would just have to count that as like downtime 786 00:35:39,000 --> 00:35:44,000 stuff before you go in. 787 00:35:44,000 --> 00:35:45,000 Or can you? 788 00:35:45,000 --> 00:35:46,000 Because I thought that was dwarf only. 789 00:35:46,000 --> 00:35:49,000 Yeah, that might be dwarf only. 790 00:35:49,000 --> 00:35:53,000 But I mean having a weapon versus not having a weapon. 791 00:35:53,000 --> 00:35:55,000 All I have are bows. 792 00:35:55,000 --> 00:35:56,000 I have longbow. 793 00:35:56,000 --> 00:35:57,000 Yeah. 794 00:35:57,000 --> 00:36:00,000 I mean I have a, yeah. 795 00:36:00,000 --> 00:36:06,000 I have a fucking lich. 796 00:36:06,000 --> 00:36:13,000 Because I have a mace of terror which is like a weapon but also has three charges 797 00:36:13,000 --> 00:36:18,000 and can make people be frightened so may work in the lead up to. 798 00:36:18,000 --> 00:36:20,000 But certainly not in the fight against the big bad. 799 00:36:20,000 --> 00:36:23,000 But that isn't necessarily the problem. 800 00:36:23,000 --> 00:36:26,000 Like we're going to run into a lot of guards and other randos I assume. 801 00:36:26,000 --> 00:36:29,000 We're not just going to appear like. 802 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:31,000 And he's just going to be there. 803 00:36:31,000 --> 00:36:32,000 And he's right there. 804 00:36:32,000 --> 00:36:36,000 So I do have that and now that I have looked at it doesn't do a lot of damage 805 00:36:36,000 --> 00:36:39,000 but it can make people run away from me. 806 00:36:39,000 --> 00:36:42,000 So that's not the worst. 807 00:36:42,000 --> 00:36:43,000 Okay. 808 00:36:43,000 --> 00:36:50,000 Well yeah this the two handed axe I have does do 2d12 for damage. 809 00:36:50,000 --> 00:36:52,000 I just think that might be too. 810 00:36:52,000 --> 00:36:54,000 Too cumbersome for you? 811 00:36:54,000 --> 00:36:59,000 Too big for me is my guess. 812 00:36:59,000 --> 00:37:02,000 What do you have under weapon proficiencies? 813 00:37:02,000 --> 00:37:05,000 Martial weapons and simple weapons. 814 00:37:05,000 --> 00:37:10,000 I mean it is a martial weapon. 815 00:37:10,000 --> 00:37:11,000 Guys. 816 00:37:11,000 --> 00:37:12,000 You'd be able to use it. 817 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:15,000 I still have three teleportation diamonds. 818 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:19,000 So you can move 30 feet in the blink of an eye. 819 00:37:19,000 --> 00:37:25,000 And my tome of displacement or thunder step. 820 00:37:25,000 --> 00:37:27,000 Funda Funda. 821 00:37:27,000 --> 00:37:31,000 Funda Funda Malu Amat Makhuro. 822 00:37:31,000 --> 00:37:32,000 I will never have that memorized. 823 00:37:32,000 --> 00:37:35,000 I will always read that off. 824 00:37:35,000 --> 00:37:36,000 Funda Funda. 825 00:37:36,000 --> 00:37:38,000 They're real elvish words okay. 826 00:37:38,000 --> 00:37:39,000 I know. 827 00:37:39,000 --> 00:37:40,000 Elvish. 828 00:37:40,000 --> 00:37:41,000 Elvin. 829 00:37:41,000 --> 00:37:43,000 Elvin. 830 00:37:43,000 --> 00:37:44,000 Okay. 831 00:37:44,000 --> 00:37:45,000 Are we just going in? 832 00:37:45,000 --> 00:37:46,000 I'm like legit nervous. 833 00:37:46,000 --> 00:37:51,000 I haven't been up against like a big bad in a while so I'm like a little bit. 834 00:37:51,000 --> 00:37:52,000 I don't know. 835 00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:53,000 I don't know man. 836 00:37:53,000 --> 00:37:55,000 Well you still got two potions to pick too. 837 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:56,000 Oh. 838 00:37:56,000 --> 00:37:58,000 So you want to just sink them into healing? 839 00:37:58,000 --> 00:38:00,000 Should we just put them into healing or? 840 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,000 Probably. 841 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 Yeah that's probably. 842 00:38:02,000 --> 00:38:06,000 So everybody has a superior healing. 843 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:08,000 Yen Bull and Thea have an invulnerability. 844 00:38:08,000 --> 00:38:09,000 Okay. 845 00:38:09,000 --> 00:38:13,000 I'm going to add these to my other possessions. 846 00:38:13,000 --> 00:38:15,000 Thea has a maximum power. 847 00:38:15,000 --> 00:38:17,000 So Thea got three out of this. 848 00:38:17,000 --> 00:38:18,000 Oh. 849 00:38:18,000 --> 00:38:19,000 Checks out. 850 00:38:19,000 --> 00:38:20,000 It's fine. 851 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,000 There's seven in this. 852 00:38:21,000 --> 00:38:22,000 Seven sheenies in. 853 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:25,000 And Flint has a speed. 854 00:38:25,000 --> 00:38:29,000 So yeah mark the ones you've got if you can. 855 00:38:29,000 --> 00:38:32,000 I can always go in after everything. 856 00:38:32,000 --> 00:38:34,000 What's my third? 857 00:38:34,000 --> 00:38:45,000 Maximum power, invulnerability and superior healing. 858 00:38:45,000 --> 00:38:47,000 Hey welcome to the middle. 859 00:38:47,000 --> 00:38:48,000 We're here. 860 00:38:48,000 --> 00:38:50,000 Actually it's just me. 861 00:38:50,000 --> 00:38:54,000 Recording schedules and events have the episode coming out a little later than usual. 862 00:38:54,000 --> 00:38:59,000 And just me doing the middle which is totally fine because I love to talk to you one 863 00:38:59,000 --> 00:39:00,000 on one. 864 00:39:00,000 --> 00:39:01,000 Just you and me. 865 00:39:01,000 --> 00:39:04,000 We don't have anything to pitch you here today. 866 00:39:04,000 --> 00:39:09,000 But want to just address the fact that you have probably seen on either social media 867 00:39:09,000 --> 00:39:14,000 on Patreon that Dumb Dragons Productions has donated our Patreon earnings through 868 00:39:14,000 --> 00:39:19,000 this month of June to Black Lives Matter Foundation Inc. 869 00:39:19,000 --> 00:39:24,000 Which is a global organization in the US, UK and Canada whose mission is to eradicate 870 00:39:24,000 --> 00:39:29,000 white supremacy and build local power to intervene in violence inflicted on black 871 00:39:29,000 --> 00:39:34,000 communities by the state and vigilantes by combating and countering acts of violence 872 00:39:34,000 --> 00:39:38,000 creating space for black imagination and innovation and centering black joy. 873 00:39:38,000 --> 00:39:41,000 They're winning immediate improvements in their lives. 874 00:39:41,000 --> 00:39:45,000 We've been a podcast that hasn't taken a stance on a lot of things and we want 875 00:39:45,000 --> 00:39:46,000 to change that. 876 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:50,000 We want to stand up for what we believe in and what we see is right and try to 877 00:39:50,000 --> 00:39:53,000 do the best that we can with what we can. 878 00:39:53,000 --> 00:39:56,000 And we felt that this was that. 879 00:39:56,000 --> 00:40:01,000 We've put a post up on our Patreon page as well as all of our social media but 880 00:40:01,000 --> 00:40:07,000 we'll link the Patreon one that has a whole bunch of different organizations and 881 00:40:07,000 --> 00:40:11,000 bail funds working to fight racism every single day. 882 00:40:11,000 --> 00:40:15,000 We invite you to go check them out and if you can donate to one of those 883 00:40:15,000 --> 00:40:16,000 organizations. 884 00:40:16,000 --> 00:40:21,000 They're fighting racism in the streets every day and they need support. 885 00:40:21,000 --> 00:40:25,000 We hope you are all safe and healthy. 886 00:40:25,000 --> 00:40:28,000 Remember that Covid is still very much a thing. 887 00:40:28,000 --> 00:40:31,000 Social distancing is very important. 888 00:40:31,000 --> 00:40:32,000 Wash your hands. 889 00:40:32,000 --> 00:40:36,000 Be safe when you go out and make sure you reach out to loved ones to talk 890 00:40:36,000 --> 00:40:41,000 about things that are going on in your life and in the world. 891 00:40:41,000 --> 00:40:42,000 It's very important. 892 00:40:42,000 --> 00:40:44,000 Hopefully you have a great week. 893 00:40:44,000 --> 00:40:45,000 Be safe. 894 00:40:45,000 --> 00:40:47,000 We'll get you back to the episode now. 895 00:40:47,000 --> 00:40:50,000 We are back in game after we get back here. 896 00:40:50,000 --> 00:40:53,000 A little bit of free planning before the break. 897 00:40:53,000 --> 00:40:54,000 But was it the right planning? 898 00:40:54,000 --> 00:40:55,000 Who knows. 899 00:40:55,000 --> 00:40:57,000 We'll find out as we get back to it. 900 00:40:57,000 --> 00:40:58,000 Have a great week. 901 00:40:58,000 --> 00:41:00,000 We'll talk to you soon. 902 00:41:00,000 --> 00:41:09,000 So I have created for you three superior healing potions. 903 00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:13,000 Two potions of invulnerability. 904 00:41:13,000 --> 00:41:17,000 One is already handing one to you. 905 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:22,000 One of maximum power and one of speed. 906 00:41:23,000 --> 00:41:28,000 These will be tools that hopefully will help us. 907 00:41:28,000 --> 00:41:32,000 When we can find the right time to use them. 908 00:41:32,000 --> 00:41:34,000 Thank you. 909 00:41:34,000 --> 00:41:35,000 Thank you, Manix. 910 00:41:35,000 --> 00:41:38,000 This will be a great help. 911 00:41:38,000 --> 00:41:42,000 You see Manix slip 18 other potions into his own bag. 912 00:41:42,000 --> 00:41:44,000 I'm glad I was a little worried. 913 00:41:44,000 --> 00:41:45,000 He was just giving them all to us. 914 00:41:45,000 --> 00:41:46,000 It didn't really make sense. 915 00:41:46,000 --> 00:41:50,000 Well, I thought he was going to be like, and good luck up there, kids. 916 00:41:50,000 --> 00:41:51,000 You'll need it. 917 00:41:51,000 --> 00:41:52,000 See you later. 918 00:41:52,000 --> 00:41:53,000 What? 919 00:41:57,000 --> 00:42:01,000 When we are ready, I will open the portal. 920 00:42:06,000 --> 00:42:10,000 I think there is no time like the present. 921 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:12,000 And the present is a gift. 922 00:42:12,000 --> 00:42:13,000 Let's go. 923 00:42:13,000 --> 00:42:14,000 Let's go. 924 00:42:18,000 --> 00:42:29,000 Manix leads you off a path into the woods to a clearing that's overgrown. 925 00:42:29,000 --> 00:42:38,000 The more you look at it and inspect it, there are stones surrounding the perimeter of this clearing. 926 00:42:38,000 --> 00:42:42,000 There are runes that have been like mossed over. 927 00:42:42,000 --> 00:42:50,000 And as Manix goes around and cleans them up as best he can in the time that you have. 928 00:42:50,000 --> 00:42:56,000 He goes to the center and beckons the three of you to join him. 929 00:42:57,000 --> 00:43:11,000 Begins a quiet, what sounds like a prayer, but you know more to be the spell to get you inside of Shangalar's pyramid. 930 00:43:11,000 --> 00:43:15,000 He looks up and says, last chance. 931 00:43:18,000 --> 00:43:23,000 I look at Flint and I say, don't let me go off the rails, OK, buddy? 932 00:43:24,000 --> 00:43:26,000 I got you. 933 00:43:29,000 --> 00:43:36,000 He looks back down and the dust beneath your feet begins to swirl. 934 00:43:36,000 --> 00:43:46,000 And the same energy that you saw him cast in the tunnels beneath Kalimport begins to surround you and swirl around you. 935 00:43:46,000 --> 00:43:54,000 You begin to see flashes like lightning cresting around the perimeter of this clearing. 936 00:43:54,000 --> 00:44:04,000 You hear screams off to one side, moaning and groaning off to another. 937 00:44:04,000 --> 00:44:10,000 You see flashes of images of the undead rushing Kalimport. 938 00:44:10,000 --> 00:44:14,000 You see families running and hiding. 939 00:44:14,000 --> 00:44:28,000 You see a quick flash of a sunken in, stretched skin covered skull that looks straight at you for a blink of an eye. 940 00:44:31,000 --> 00:44:37,000 And in a snap, you are in a room. 941 00:44:37,000 --> 00:44:46,000 It takes a moment as you catch your breath. 942 00:44:46,000 --> 00:44:52,000 You look around at your surroundings and it appears to be a library. 943 00:44:55,000 --> 00:44:58,000 Guys, we didn't, I just realized we didn't make a plan. 944 00:44:58,000 --> 00:45:00,000 We didn't actually fucking make a plan. 945 00:45:00,000 --> 00:45:03,000 We just got some potions and then said, let's do this. 946 00:45:03,000 --> 00:45:05,000 I mean, do we ever really make a plan? 947 00:45:05,000 --> 00:45:06,000 No, I guess not. 948 00:45:06,000 --> 00:45:12,000 But I mean, I just wanted to say that we said we were going to, like a lot of good ideas I felt were thrown out there. 949 00:45:12,000 --> 00:45:15,000 But like, we definitely for sure did not make a plan. 950 00:45:15,000 --> 00:45:24,000 I think we, we fight who we see and we try to find our way to that corpse. 951 00:45:24,000 --> 00:45:25,000 Okay. 952 00:45:25,000 --> 00:45:26,000 That is our only plan. 953 00:45:26,000 --> 00:45:27,000 We have a plan now. That is a plan. 954 00:45:27,000 --> 00:45:30,000 Okay. I feel better. 955 00:45:30,000 --> 00:45:34,000 Do we hear anything or is it a nice, quiet Kalim library? 956 00:45:34,000 --> 00:45:39,000 Is there like an undead librarian just like shuffling around? 957 00:45:39,000 --> 00:45:41,000 You get a good look at your surroundings. 958 00:45:41,000 --> 00:45:48,000 Books are lining the walls from floor to ceiling and the ceiling seems like it goes on forever. 959 00:45:48,000 --> 00:45:55,000 There is a hearth and a chair with its back face to you. 960 00:45:55,000 --> 00:46:03,000 And as you begin to move around in the space, you don't see any doors. 961 00:46:03,000 --> 00:46:08,000 And then a figure stands up from the chair. 962 00:46:08,000 --> 00:46:11,000 It's a younger man. 963 00:46:11,000 --> 00:46:25,000 He looks to be in his late 20s, early 30s, slicked back, light brown hair, very fair skin, dressed in a crisp black overcoat and pressed shirt and pants. 964 00:46:25,000 --> 00:46:31,000 And he turns and looks at you and says, welcome to my master's home. 965 00:46:31,000 --> 00:46:33,000 So nice of you to drop in. 966 00:46:33,000 --> 00:46:35,000 Please come have a seat. 967 00:46:35,000 --> 00:46:49,000 And as he says that three more chairs pop up out of the floor. 968 00:46:49,000 --> 00:46:56,000 The intro song Nowhere Land is by Kavin McLeod of incompetech.filmmusic.io. 969 00:46:56,000 --> 00:47:01,000 All other music and sound effects can be found at epidemicsound.com. 970 00:47:01,000 --> 00:47:13,000 A huge thank you to our supporting producers, Christian Brown, Devin Michaels, Gabriel Lynch, Jacob Madden, Joshua Dixon, Kat Waterflame and Stevie. 971 00:47:13,000 --> 00:47:20,000 To find out more how you can support Dumbgeons and Dragons, visit Patreon.com slash dumb dragon cast. 972 00:47:20,000 --> 00:47:23,000 Thank you for listening. Have a great week. 973 00:47:23,000 --> 00:47:25,000 We'll talk soon. 974 00:47:25,000 --> 00:47:26,000 Yeah, absolutely. 975 00:47:26,000 --> 00:47:29,000 Giggles every time he says phylactery. 976 00:47:29,000 --> 00:47:37,000 She's like, OK, just throw that in there. 977 00:47:37,000 --> 00:47:45,000 I hope you know that Amy and I showed great restraint because the first time you said it, we were both like, well, I made a face like I know. 978 00:47:45,000 --> 00:47:46,000 I looked at you said it again. 979 00:47:46,000 --> 00:47:49,000 And I was like, OK, that's the word he's saying. 980 00:47:49,000 --> 00:47:51,000 It clearly is a word. 981 00:47:51,000 --> 00:47:52,000 I just don't know. 982 00:47:52,000 --> 00:47:57,000 Really, we were both like, I 100 percent giggled because I looked at your face at the same time that he said it. 983 00:47:57,000 --> 00:47:59,000 We were like. 984 00:47:59,000 --> 00:48:02,000 And it's kind of and it's just a gross word. 985 00:48:02,000 --> 00:48:06,000 It is. And that's why they giggle at it, because it's kind of like, I don't know. 986 00:48:06,000 --> 00:48:11,000 It's just it makes me uncomfortable like flaccid, flactery. 987 00:48:11,000 --> 00:48:12,000 I don't know. 988 00:48:12,000 --> 00:48:15,000 It's where he makes flaccid penises. 989 00:48:15,000 --> 00:48:16,000 Someone's got to make them. 990 00:48:16,000 --> 00:48:18,000 That's true. 991 00:48:18,000 --> 00:48:20,000 There's a demand worldwide. 992 00:48:20,000 --> 00:48:24,000 He's done his monologue, but I'm going to cut to another scene. 993 00:48:24,000 --> 00:48:25,000 We can come back to this. 994 00:48:25,000 --> 00:48:27,000 This is boring. 995 00:48:27,000 --> 00:48:28,000 Wait, I had a question. 996 00:48:28,000 --> 00:48:31,000 I just learned that half my spells suck. 997 00:48:31,000 --> 00:48:34,000 Write your question down. 998 00:48:34,000 --> 00:48:36,000 Write your question down. 999 00:48:36,000 --> 00:48:37,000 I'll remember it. 1000 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:39,000 He will get to all questions at the end. 1001 00:48:39,000 --> 00:48:41,000 We'll get to all questions at the end when there will be a Q&A period. 1002 00:48:41,000 --> 00:48:43,000 OK, I look forward to that. 1003 00:48:43,000 --> 00:48:45,000 Carla's an elder. 1004 00:48:45,000 --> 00:48:48,000 Pick a name for yourself. 1005 00:48:48,000 --> 00:48:53,000 Elder or something. 1006 00:48:53,000 --> 00:48:54,000 Itch Blast. 1007 00:48:54,000 --> 00:49:03,000 I'm Elder Itch Blast. 1008 00:49:03,000 --> 00:49:05,000 I can also pick names if you need. 1009 00:49:05,000 --> 00:49:08,000 I mean, that's much better than the name I wrote down. 1010 00:49:08,000 --> 00:49:09,000 Do you want me to say that? 1011 00:49:09,000 --> 00:49:10,000 Sure. 1012 00:49:10,000 --> 00:49:13,000 They're going to take on the Lichshanger. 1013 00:49:13,000 --> 00:49:14,000 Oh, fuck. 1014 00:49:14,000 --> 00:49:16,000 This is why I didn't say the name. 1015 00:49:16,000 --> 00:49:20,000 They're going to take on the Lichshanger. 1016 00:49:20,000 --> 00:49:21,000 Nope. 1017 00:49:21,000 --> 00:49:22,000 No? 1018 00:49:22,000 --> 00:49:24,000 Just say they're going to take on the Lichshanger. 1019 00:49:24,000 --> 00:49:25,000 I'll say Shangri-La. 1020 00:49:25,000 --> 00:49:28,000 They're going to take on the Lichshanger. 1021 00:49:28,000 --> 00:49:29,000 You already said it. 1022 00:49:29,000 --> 00:49:30,000 It's fine. 1023 00:49:30,000 --> 00:49:31,000 How do you say it? 1024 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,000 Shangri-La. 1025 00:49:32,000 --> 00:49:33,000 What did I say? 1026 00:49:33,000 --> 00:49:34,000 Shangri-La. 1027 00:49:34,000 --> 00:49:35,000 No, I did not. 1028 00:49:35,000 --> 00:49:36,000 You did. 1029 00:49:36,000 --> 00:49:37,000 Damn it. 1030 00:49:37,000 --> 00:49:38,000 Yep. 1031 00:49:38,000 --> 00:49:41,000 You get a good look at your surroundings. 1032 00:49:42,000 --> 00:49:47,000 Bluey decimal. 1033 00:49:47,000 --> 00:49:51,000 Is there just a section that says phylacteries and where to find them? 1034 00:49:51,000 --> 00:49:52,000 Yeah. 1035 00:49:52,000 --> 00:49:56,000 These are going to be great bloopers, everybody. 1036 00:49:56,000 --> 00:50:02,000 Is there an emergency exit map on the wall that outlines all the different floors? 1037 00:50:02,000 --> 00:50:03,000 Sure. 1038 00:50:03,000 --> 00:50:04,000 No. 1039 00:50:04,000 --> 00:50:05,000 Okay. 1040 00:50:05,000 --> 00:50:06,000 Yeah. 1041 00:50:06,000 --> 00:50:07,000 No. 1042 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,000 Yeah, absolutely. 1043 00:50:08,000 --> 00:50:09,000 This is all just bloopers then? 1044 00:50:09,000 --> 00:50:10,000 That's what I said. 1045 00:50:10,000 --> 00:50:11,000 They'll be the great bloopers. 1046 00:50:11,000 --> 00:50:13,000 Dumbgeons & Dragons is a Dumb Dragons production.